In Nigeria not anything provides pleasure than having your
possess individual fashioned charger
Are you able to Believe what occurred this day
I noticed Two Slay Queens arguing on who first
started out being a Slay Queen
I suspect its Time we begin giving Slay Queens
Registration Variety..
Pls izzi accurate that Brief workers can tie their shoe
lace at the same time as status?..
I assumed I even have observed all of it..... Till I observed a toddler
ingesting breast milk with bread.....
You like your dating to be like that of
Romeo and Juliet...
Did Juliet ask for recharge card, Gucci bag
Wickedness is if you happen to want a fats lady A contented
birthday and likewise inform her "larger higher you, I
pray
Girls will also be very depraved.....
How are you going to keep a men quantity as " *pig*"
A few guyz will get up by means of 2am to pee...
And they'll publish on Fb.
"Actual hustlers do not sleep"..
Who're you deceiving....
Goodnyt guyz
Come ooo... Who taught Nigerians to maintain
broom in the back of the door..
Jesuu, Ho my God!! Human being simply commented to
a Women Image pronouncing! And that i qoute "you seem to be so
VIEWTIFULL"
Under no circumstances reject a present from ur ex, it is your PENSION
bring together it with pleasure
Coronary heart holiday is nt whilst ur love leaves you.......
Coronary heart ruin: is wen ur newly wedded spouse is in
the kitchen making ready dinner and he or she ask
"honey what number of maggi may still i installed the
pounded yam??"
Na this one surprise me move.....
Which one be deliver me "chilly ice cream"
Simply shift lemme snicker
Pricey Long term Teens,
I am not the only delaying ooo.Your father continues to be
busy courting one ineffective gal, I'm hoping he does not
end your institution bills
Ur To blame Dad
Your boyfriend beats you day by day and
you continue to add his image and caption it "You
convey out definitely the right in me" my sister are you an
"ogene drum"
While you're in church chilling together with your
neighbors...
and your mother begins giving testimony approximately
how *God* brought you of undesirable mouth smell..
I am nonetheless mad at NOAH for permitting Mosquitoes to
input the Ark,He'll have simply let them be
destroyed through flood
now see how mosquito draw Africa Map on my
physique.
In case you see any publish like...
"Each and every sadness is a blessing"
Simply recognise that the individual failed jamb
A weed smoker fell from the first ground of a storey
construction.
A close-by crowd rushes to aid him:
Crowd: What came about?
Weed smoker: I do not recognise ooo. I additionally simply
arrived.
Ladies and Vogue...A few Women purse be
having a look like Poll Field as though they would like to move and
rig election
Urgent smartphone at the same time as pooing....
Makes pooing intriguing....
Do I actually have a witness in the home
WHAT Should you SAY Approximately YOUR EX?
American Lady...
Nicely, I'm able to say I omit him every day and that i accept as true with
he misses me too, he's an amazing man, become in fact
the perfect factor da befell to me.. we liked
one another such a lot buh it simply did not workout
for either one of us and he moved on buh I omit him..
WHAT Should you SAY Approximately YOUR EX?
Nigerian Woman...
that fool? He's satan himself, every so often after i
sit and that i marvel what I used to be pondering while
I agreed to this point that correct for not anything shameless
goat. God would definitely punish him every day of his
lifestyles.... yet wait oo which my ex have been u asking
of?....
The following day I'll be calling the complete cockroaches
and rats in my residence for a gathering in an effort to
speak about how we will be able to be sharing the appoint..
I dnt knw who owns the home anymore...
Why is KFC poultry so high-priced.....
Did the bird attend deepest faculty...
14 years imprisonment for Homosexual in Nigeria...They
will nevertheless placed them within the identical cellular phone with different wedding with lace
men
Is that no longer Honeymoon
My sister should you ex texts you and say " I nevertheless love
you and that i would like you to come back"....
My sister simply respond "I do not do edge 2's, am now not a
Nigerian film"
Females who put on chains round their legs
Abeg the slave commerce is over nah... Prevent giving us
flash to come back
Am at my busstop.... Come and beat me
What is taking place to this global sef.....
You aren't Rihanna
Aunty put on bra ooo...
I do not comprehend why a few individuals are nevertheless feeling so
proud like they're the sole ones acquiring
high priced issues in Nigeria....
My expensive we're all paying for luxurious issues those
days.. Notwithstanding na merely onion you purchase, you might be
residing giant
I purchased a puff of N9,000 and also you are expecting me
put on it underneath my trouser? Hell NO!.....Abeg ooo
In case you see any person clothe like superman at the
streets simply recognize that its me
Ignore strength stunning....
Not anything shocks greater than touching you pocket
after which observe that your smartphone is rarely there
Igbo teenagers be like;
"Palents risten to ya chirldlen,
We're d lizard of tomollow".
na funny story oo
Do not feel too monstrous while guyz ask you on your
touch.... ninety eight% of them should not name you, its simply
our pastime...
Pricey bestie....
I'm hoping we continue to be bestie invariably, even when we
die...
We will develop into "Ghostie" and scare laborers for
A laugh
Mzta Legitnwa